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My
heart and prayers are with the victims of the attacks on 09-11-01.
Iwould like to encourage everyone to donate money to the relief funds,
and to donate blood to the American Red Cross.
Greetings
from Theresa
Why would I rent a billboard to find a husband?
I am simply ready to be a wife and a Mom. I realize this isn't the most
conventional method of finding a husband, but is anything really "conventional"
anymore? I tried trusting fate; all that got me was a boyfriend who
wanted me to be Laura Ingalls from Little House on the Prairie, and
another that balanced his checkbook better than he balanced a relationship.*
I tried "not looking" as everyone says you meet
someone just when you stop looking, but personally, I think if you're
looking for something, it might help if you LOOK! Because there are
thousands of single men in Nashville, and I am only looking for one.
I just want one man driving by this billboard who wants to marry me.
Big deal, you don't know me, you've never met me, and at this point,
it's possible you never will, but is that any reason not to want to
marry me? ;-) I believe the answer to Melvin Udall (AKA Jack Nicholson)
is no, this is not As Good As It Gets." And, sometimes I
hear this voice telling me "If you build it, they will come."
Build it... Billboard, close enough. I've done my part. Not to mention
everywhere I go, I see signs that say Just Do It! Nike, consider it
done! And, of course there are the obvious reasons. I need someone to
check my oil, put air in my tires, take out the trash, and change those
darn light bulbs I can't reach. (I'm just kidding, keep reading)
I believe if nothing comes from this, I will be just as happy as I am
now and if something does, I will be even happier. If youre still
asking yourself, Why would someone do this? "The answer is
simple. I have nothing to lose.
*All
persons and events depicted above are fictitious. Any similarity to
actual persons, ex -boyfriends, or incidents is purely coincidental,
or quite possibly the sign of a guilty conscience.
Whether
you passed my billboard on I-24 West before the Haywood Lane exit (formerly
located on I-65 South before the Metro Center Blvd exit), or you have
simply heard by word of mouth, let me thank you for coming to my website.
I realize money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a
really big sign to help you find it. Throughout
the course of this adventure I will be using my "Updates"
page as a means to communicate with you. I will give updates on my responses
and supply you with information that may be of interest to you, like
best emails of the day.
Replies
First, for anyone who may be thinking they could
never date, nevertheless marry a girl who would do this, let me say
this was not an easy decision. Am I nervous about doing this? Of course
I am nervous, but I have decided that I am not going to meet anyone
sitting at home watching Lifetime Television for Women. With all that
has happened lately I have come to believe if you truly want something,
you need to do whatever it takes to get it. Life is too short to sit
back and wait for the one thing you want most in life. All I have done
is increase my chances (by a mere one million passing cars) of meeting
a really nice guy, and maybe one or two psychos. Let's try not to hold
that against me.
If
you would like to respond, you may do so by email, but you will also
need to send pictures to my po box that can be matched up to your email.
This is hard to do with the amount of emails and letters I receive so
please consider using my po box for all correspondence. Please send
pictures of yourself, and anyone who is important to you such as your
children. (Pictures of you are required and CANNOT be returned, so please
send copies if necessary) PLEASE
DO NOT SEND PICTURES VIA EMAIL.
Due to so many viruses and the amount of time
and space it takes to download them I will no longer open email attachments
of any kind. In order to receive a response from me you will
need to send a DETAILED description of yourself similar to what I have
provided. I will contact people that send sincere replies that took
some serious thought. A short paragraph or very brief letter will not
be considered enough information. Please understand I am not trying
to be demanding, but I need LOTS of information before I will attempt
to contact you.
Feel
free to send anything you like, anything that will give me an idea as
to the type of person you are. I really don't believe I will be able
to get as much from a simple email, so that is why I encourage you to
use my po box. It will also be much easier to keep pictures and letters
together. I realize that doing this means putting forth a little extra
effort, but let's keep in mind, this wasn't exactly an easy task for
me, or for poor Jim and Crissy, my dear friends who have spent hours
helping me with this website. I have invested a lot of time and a couple
of dollars to get your attention, all I am asking is that you try to
get mine.
VERY
IMPORTANT: Information regarding responses from outside
Tennessee.
If
you're going to write to me and you do not live in the Nashville area
you must indicate in your letter how you will go about meeting me, or
how often you will be able to visit to get to know me. I am searching
for a husband, someone I can spend time with now; I am not searching
for a long distance relationship or an online friendship. For now, this
is my home, and if you are writing from somewhere else, you need to
express your willingness to come to Nashville to meet me and your ability
to visit often to get to know me. If your letter doesn't make mention
of this, it will have to be added to the "no" pile. I hope
you understand.
ALSO,
SIGNING MY GUESTBOOK WILL NOT GENERATE A RESPONSE, YOU MUST SEND AN
EMAIL OR A LETTER THROUGH THE MAIL.
Please
be sure to include information on how I can contact you in the future.
Theresa
P.O. Box 331181
Nashville, TN 37203-7511
What
I Wish For
I am
looking for someone who wants to focus his energy on starting a relationship
and having a family in the somewhat near future. I would hope to meet
Mr. Right here in Nashville, but I dont believe you can really
pin point the location of your soulmate. I hope to meet someone who
likes to go out occasionally, but I have had my entire life to go to
bars and be single, and now I am ready to be a wife and a Mom. I am
not looking for someone who is jealous or insecure, but I am looking
for someone who is financially secure. I support myself independently,
and I am looking for someone who is capable of doing the same. I only
want you to enrich my life, not finance it. I would like to be with
someone who cares about appearance. Im not looking for a six-pack,
but please dont have a keg either. I want someone
who has a sincere interest in being a part of my family and allowing
me to be a part of his. Someone who stops unexpectedly in mid sentence
trying to find screws at Home Depot just to tell me he loves me. Imagine
that, a guy at the ultimate guy store who stops and thinks, Hey, I love
this girl, AND takes a few seconds to say it. Not an everyday occurrence,
but I know it's possible. I saw it happen once. I simply want someone
who wants to wake up, make out, go to work, come home, cook dinner,
drink ice cold milk with hot chocolate chip cookies, read bed time stories
to the kids, make out some more, and fall asleep..... only to look forward
to doing it over again and again for years to come. THAT'S what I want!
Is this really too much to ask for?
About
Theresa
I am
34 years old. I am 54 and I weigh 125 lbs, and that is my
actual weight. I have blondish brown hair and blue eyes. I am independent
with no dependents. I have a great job, with fabulous co-workers, but
even they are starting to realize I may be wasting my talents not pursuing
a career in marketing. After all of this, I think I have found my true
passion with creative marketing. If you need assistance spicing up your
next campaign, I would be more than happy to help. If you already have
children that is great, and I will love them like my own, but I do want
to have a child of my own so keep that in mind if you have no interest
in having children in the future. I will add that I have learned there
is an exception to every rule so if you think youre the one for
me, and this is an issue, let me hear about it. I drink socially, and
I am a non-smoker. I will gladly dress to impress when need be, but
I am most comfortable in my worn out jeans. I am a very outgoing, energetic
person. If we were to go out to dinner, I may change my mind a dozen
times before we actually arrive at a restaurant, but after 9pm the wait
isn't long, and we didn't want to see that movie anyway. Ha. I am assertive,
and always speak my mind, but on the other hand, I am a real sweetie,
taking the neighborhood kids to McDonald's for lunch, to Sonic for Dessert,
and to the pool all summer because none of their parents can last in
the sun as long as I can. If I'm not looking out for six-year-olds,
I am checking up on my dear friend, Gracie. She is 93 years old, and
the sweetest, most fascinating woman I know. I listen to her talk about
the love she has for her husband, and here is the touching part, he
died 35 years ago. His name is Marley and she speaks of him like he
is still here today. It is her dream, that I find my Marley. Don't let
how you came across me stop you from writing to me. You could be my
Marley. I would like to say that I have been very fortunate in my life.
I have more friends than I have time to see, neighbors that are my home
away from home, and a family in Ohio I would be lost without. If being
single were my goal in life, I would have surpassed my goal ten times
over.
Family
I am originally from Ohio, and all of my family lives
there, which means you will be required at times to accompany me to
my hometown and be subjected to my family for long weekends. I have
GREAT parents,two fantastic brothers, and a beautiful five-year-old
niece.
Interests
I would love to say I am overwhelmed by the arts,
that musicals and theatre are my biggest passion because this way I
would sound much more intellectual, but I do believe in being honest,
so if I said that I would be lying. If this type of event is your idea
of a great night out, I will certainly open myself up to new experiences,
which basically means I will do my best to stay awake during the show.
I am just a simple girl and I like simple things. I am an absolute water
fanatic so I love to spend my summers at the pool, on the lake, or hiking
to a waterfall that I will kick off my shoes and jump into. So, that
tells you, if you have a swimming pool in your backyard, you are already
in the running. I enjoy sleeping in on the weekends and eating breakfast
in bed. I enjoy cooking, and will gladly do it nightly for someone who
gives me a reason to delete this website.
My
Thoughts on Finances
Please do not misunderstand my next description because
if you have lots of money that would be just fabulous, and would be
a nice additional benefit, but here is a brief analogy of my outlook
on finances. If I was to buy you a $200 watch for Christmas and it gets
thrown in a drawer because you never leave home without your Rolex,
you are probably way too fancy for me, and you should continue the search
for your one true gold-digger. If we were married and I asked you for
money to go shopping, I would be happy with $20 to head to the nearest
thrift store to find some worn out Levi's! If you pass me up for someone
else you may be handing out $2000 for Ann Taylor. This is $2000 that
could go to enhance our swimming pool. (Im really going to push
this swimming pool thing)
My
Thoughts on Sports
I myself am not a fan of sports, but I would like
to say that I am a true fan of lounging around with someone I care about
while HE watches guys pat each other on the backside. I am a firm believer
that its all about compromise. I want quality time and you want
sports. Let me take a nap on your chest while you rant and rave about
what the quarterback is doing wrong, and we will both be happy. If you
need bonding with the guys, thats okay too, I will go out and
spend your $20 mentioned earlier. If golfing with the guys on Saturday
is what you want, play your 18, have a beer at 19, and I will be at
the pool when you get home. My idea of fishing is casting a raft into
a lake, but my fathers idea of fishing is heading to Wisconsin
to cast day and night for musky. If you enjoy fishing, you are already
in my fathers good graces. My idea of camping is pitching a picnic
dinner on the living room floor to watch "Survivor" on Thursday
nights. If you do this for me, I promise to "rough it" in
the woods for you. My thoughts on Nascar are this
watching cars
circle a track over and over and over, until there is a slight chance
someone will crash and be fatally injured is not exactly my idea of
a romantic Saturday afternoon, but if that is what it takes
Ill
stick it out until I see the checkered flag. And, last but not least,
my thoughts on snow skiing. Girls who are afraid of heights should not
be subjected to this sport. First there is the terrifying ride to the
top attempting to hold skis, poles, and my heart inside my chest all
at the same time, only to reach the top of the mountain and realize
there is only one way down. In my opinion, there is only one thing worse
than the terror of getting to the top and that is the terror of getting
to the bottom. Trusting two pieces of wood to guide me down a mountain
over slick snow at rapid speeds all the while dodging other people and
trees
there simply is not enough medication to cure this type
of anxiety. I am willing to do almost anything for the man I love, but
some people were meant to stay in the lodge and drink hot cocoa.
Final Thoughts
At this point I have no way of knowing what you think
about what I have done, but regardless, I truly believe it was worth
the risk. It's amazing how many men have asked me why I would spend
the money to do this, but if I had spent the money on breast implants
that would have been the last question of the day. If nothing else,
I have given you something amusing to read while you sit in traffic
and an actual reason to go straight to your desk and surf the web while
you drink coffee and let your boss pay for it. Whatever you think about
my endeavor, whatever the outcome, this is the most fun my friends and
I have ever had. I wouldn't trade this experience for anything in the
world, except maybe for the love of my life!
Special Thanks
I want to take this section to thank the people who
have helped me put this crazy idea to life. Jim and Crissy, you are
two of my favorite people in the world. Thank you for this idea. I know
when you said it you were joking, but look how far weve come.
Thank you, Jim, for designing this website. You really went above and
beyond the call of duty for your wifes friend. Julie, my oldest
and dearest friend in Nashville, thank you for putting up with me for
the last two months while I planned this adventure and for playing the
role of photographer and critic. You are my best friend. Brian, for
letting me use your digital camera. I guess now you know what the pictures
were for. And, last but not least, Jim McIntyre, owner and designer
of my billboard; you have been a saint. Thank you for your patience
and support with my search for someone to share my life with. Youre
the best! If I get married I hope you and your wife are there to see
it. For Nashville's Best Interstate Billboards click here
Additional
Thanks to those who have made being single
not so bad!
This
is a personal section devoted to my friends. It is not a requirement
for potential husbands to read this, but it will give you an insight
as to who is important to me.
Johnnie
Vegas, thank you for being the GREATEST and most loyal friend known
to man for the last twenty years and for making me feel it was okay
to do this. To my younger brother J, thanks for reminding me for the
last 15 years that you would like a brother-in-law. I'm trying as hard
as I can. I love you! Shawn, you have been like a brother to me for
15 years... how can I thank you for that? Lori, for all your worldly
advice and for putting up with me over the years. Gracie, for everything...
for all the stories you have shared with me, for convincing me to wait
until the time is right, for simply making me a better person. Margaret,
for having the courage to ask me to be your maid of honor when you know
I am furious you are beating me to the altar. ha I am honored
to do this for you, and to have been your friend since the 7th grade.
Julie & Amie and your sweet parents, (Jerry & Janice and Don
& Candi) for always inviting me over on holidays when I could not
be with my family. Barbara and Robert, youre a true inspiration
to marriage, and you're just always there for me when I need you. Natalie,
for always being there to hang out with me, and making my single nights
unforgettable. Christy A, so glad I introduced you to my friend, Terry
so you could be married six months later (that didn't hurt my ego one
bit... way to be there for me girl! ha) Karen, two bottles of Merlot
will cure anything, right? Tracy, thank you for the vacation of a lifetime,
and being my friend for 23 years. Kenny W, I wouldn't even know where
to start. I could never thank you for all you have done for me. To my
neighbor Chris, for taking my trash out every Wednesday for the last
two years, and for all the dinners youve cooked for me when I
was having a bad day. Lynn W. for all the dinners at Outback, and the
talks that came with them. To Jamie H, Carolyn C, and Bill S, thanks
for always staying in touch. Michele C and Amy R thank you for supporting
this crazy endeavor. I needed some optimism. Danny W, Mr. Check Yes
or No, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't know any of these people. Thanks
for getting me to Nashville and for being a good friend this summer.
Jaynee Day, remember when you told me I had to break up with my boyfriend?
That really is the hardest I have ever laughed. To all the women who
have offered their husbands, as they no longer really want them, I truly
appreciate your generosity, but for now, I will have to decline. And,
to all the musicians that played on this project... oh yeah, I'm selling
marriage not a cd. ha
And,
last but not least, to my parents, for always supporting me (with maybe
the exception of billboard advertising). I AM the spitting image of
my father, and when the day is done, my mother IS my biggest fan. I
love you both so very much, and because of you... crazy or not, I am,
"WHO I AM".
My
Favorite Song
Who
I Am
MY
GOSH, I just realized, I may have too many friends for a husband. (just
kidding :)
Be
sure to scroll down to sign and view my guest book. Please remember
that signing my guest book will not generate a response from me, other
than having a brief question answered. Also, everyone is able to view
this, so don't put personal information. If you are interested, please
send personal replies and information by email or by letter to my P.O.
Box. Archived guestbooks from the last several months are still available
for viewing below.
By the way, If you have made it this far and you are still reading I
am very impressed.
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February 2, 2002 2:09:57 AM
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